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(music)

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(theme music)

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(car engine roars)

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(gunshot)

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(gunshot)

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(gunshots)

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How's that?

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Good morning, Steed.

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Good morning, Mrs. Peel.

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Like to make yourself
useful?

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Not at all, but you
didn't bring me here

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just to be
a gun bearer.

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No. I want you
to meet someone,
Willi Fehr.

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Used to be a top agent.

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Now relegated
to traffic control.

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Traffic control?

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Yes, for incoming spies.

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He looks after
their accommodation,

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money,
that sort of thing.

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Why should I meet him?

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He had an accident
last night.

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His pram ran out of contr...

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- (gunshot)
- (beer fizzing)

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That was
my lunchtime refreshment.

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His pram
ran out of control?

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Hate to see good beer
going into orbit.

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In the pram was a dead man
in full evening dress.

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And what does
Mr. Willi Fehr
have to say about it?

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Man: He just
isn't saying anything,

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not a darn thing.

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Well, that's
not like Willi,

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not like him
at all.

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Usually quite talkative.

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Isn't that so, Willi?

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Remember the old days?

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Back and forth
across the wall

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like a game
of Ping-Pong.

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It's a bit
of a comedown

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from those days,
isn't it,

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making you do dreary
old disposal work?

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Who was he, Willi?

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Who was the man you were
trying to dispose of?

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And why
the evening suit?

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Of course, it could be
delayed concussion.

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A case of good
old-fashioned
stubbornness.

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- That's all.
- What about the dead man?

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Where does he lead?

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Completely
unknown to us.

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Here's the suit
he was wearing,

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pockets empty,
all labels removed,

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had been recently
dry-cleaned.

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No clues at all?

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Unless you count
the fact that it didn't
fit him properly.

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The evening suit,
not a proper fit
for the dead man.

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Perhaps he hired it.

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Possibly, but where
does that take us?

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No. Our only hope
of identifying him is this,

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the only label
they couldn't remove.

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It was tattooed
on the dead man's arm.

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Man: Ah, Eros.
Hey, that's the one there.

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Now, that's one
of my most popular designs.

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Comes right behind
"I love" whoever it is

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and "What is home without
a mother's loving touch?"

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- (laughs)
- (needle buzzing)

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Hey, a lovely thought
is that.

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"What is home without..."
ah.

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Of course, that's only good
for the big ones, you know.

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Needs plenty of room,
you see. Heh.

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I... I tried to put it
on a skinny one once.

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(laughs) Disastrous.

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Oh, I ran out of space,
you see,

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so it finished up,
"What is home
without a moth?"

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- (laughs)
- (laughs)

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Ridiculous. Mind you,

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it spoiled what should
have been a lovely
sentiment, you know.

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Now, which design
would you like, miss?

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- Well, I...
- Ah!

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Engraved garter
around your left leg.

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Hee hee.
I enjoy doing them.

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No. Actually...

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- No, no. Rosebuds.
- Hmm?

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Pretty pink rosebuds?
One on each?

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Do you recognize this?

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Hey, you wouldn't be
his wife, would you,

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that one who had "Lucille"
tattooed on his arm?

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No, I'm not his wife.

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Ah. Pays to be cautious,
you see.

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Very discreet business
is this.

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Hey, I knew a chap
once had to keep
his shirt on in case...

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Then you
do recognize it?

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Oh, aye, of course.
That's my work,
all right.

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Lucille with two Ls.

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A misspelling
can be very tricky
in this business.

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And the man
who had the tattoo,

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do you remember him?

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Mr. Peever.

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Are you sure
you won't indulge?

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There's
a bird's-eye view

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of Sydney I've
always wanted to...

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What was
Mr. Peever like?

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Oh, he were
a funny little chap.

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Thinning hair,
middle-aged,
nervous, glasses.

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There we are, then.

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Lovely, girl.
Lovely.

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Thank you.

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Ah, he wasn't married,
you know.

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- Oh?
- Peever.

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Oh, you get to know
a lot about folk

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in this business,
you know.

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(laughs) You, uh...

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You get under their skin,
so to speak. Heh heh.

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No, Peever wasn't married.
I'm fairly sure of that.

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- What's he done, anyway?
- Done?

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Well, asking all
these questions about him,

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he must have
done something.

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Well, he was involved
in an accident,

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what you might call
a write-off.

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(laughs)

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(knock on door)

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(gunshot)

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(gasping)

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(groaning)

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It's... It's Fehr, Willi Fehr!

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Listen.

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We had road accident.

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They f... they found Peever.

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Yes, yes, yes.
All identification removed,

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but we overlooked
the dress suit.

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It was hired from
Lichen and Comp... Company.

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Yes, sir. This is quite
definitely one of our suits.

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I recognize the cut.

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But the wearer must
have worn his medals
very clumsily, sir.

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I mean, these holes.

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We'll... We'll never
get these invisibly mended.

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The wearer
can't exactly
be mended either.

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- Sir?
- Do you remember
who he was?

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Oh, quite definitely, sir.
I fitted him myself.

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I remember he was
long in the arm,
but short in the leg.

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It's a most unusual
combination.

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- Who was he?
- Sir?

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The man who hired
this suit.

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But don't you know, sir?

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I mean, after all,
you are returning the suit.

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And with these holes,
I'm afraid, sir,

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we shall have to claim
his deposit.

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The deposit is yours.

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I made it quite clear
to Mr. Peever, sir.

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I said, "If there's
any damage, sir",

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then I'm afraid you
forfeit your deposit."

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- Peever?
- Sir?

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Do you have
his address?

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Well, it'll be
in my book, sir,

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but that kind of information,
it's strictly confidential.

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Not between business
associates, surely.

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Hmm?

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Baggypants Ltd.

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- Baggy Pants?
- Shh!

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Top secret work.

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Diplomatic corps
only.

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- But Baggy Pa...
- Shh.

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You've seen pictures
of those visiting
Russian diplomats?

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- Hmm.
- Well, where do you think

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they get those
terrible clothes from?

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Well...

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I'll get Peever's address
for you right away, sir.

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Excuse me.

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I wonder
if you could help me.

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I... I can't fix this
at all.

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I often thought
of buying one of those
made-up ones, you know.

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Oh, my goodness, sir.
That would never do.

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- No?
- No, sir.

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Sir, the mark
of a true gentleman

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is that he actually
ties his tie himself.

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In fact, sir, there are
one or two places

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where I believe they
simply won't let you i...

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(gasps)

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Such a terrible thing,
and at Lichen's, too.

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We dress the entire nation,
you know.

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Why, without us,
Ascot Race Week would look
like a nudist convention.

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Heh. This ledger is
your only record?

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Yes, I'm afraid so, sir.

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Tell me. Mr. Peever,
now, he must have
left a deposit.

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Could he
have paid by check?

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Oh, very likely,
and that would be on record.

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If he did pay by check,
we'd have the name of his bank.

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Would you mind
checking for me?

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Oh, but of course.

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I thought
the pockets were empty.

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Oh, all our suits have
a gentleman's secret pocket,

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so it must have
been in there.

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Shoe repair ticket.

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Oh, for Piedi's.

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No ordinary
shoe repair, then.

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Well, Piedi's, sir,

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the most exclusive shop
in town.

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Everything handmade.

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So exquisitely elegant.

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Ah, signora,
they are a poem.

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They sing. They soar.

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♪ Santa Lucia ♪

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They're also
very useful for, um,

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walking on.

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(chuckles)
You take the Mickey, eh?

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But it's true
what I say, signora.

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Such expressive feet.

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Look. They talk to me.
(chuckles)

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You naughty little
chatterboxes, you.

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(laughs)

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Bernard?

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I shall cherish them.

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I shall compose
a shoe for them.

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I shall encase them
in the softest leather.

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Push off.

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Finely tooled, superbly sewn,
devastatingly designed.

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I shall treat them
with delicate care.

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(squelch)

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Piedi never measures.

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He molds.

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Ah, twin treasures.

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Carissima.

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00:14:04,145 --> 00:14:06,357
Signora...

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00:14:06,357 --> 00:14:08,194
I am at your feet.

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00:14:11,994 --> 00:14:14,707
Yes, Arthur Peever
had an account here.

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"Had"? Then you know.

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Yes. Sad.

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Very sad.

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Very, very sad.

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Quite a shock.

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Oh, shocking,
very shocking.

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When he came in here
this morning...

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This morning?

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Walked right in
and closed his account.

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- Bad.
- Very bad.

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Very, very bad.

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Did he leave
a forwarding address?

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Yes. He was
rather reluctant
about that at first,

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but when I explained
I'd have to send details
of his balance...

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Do you have the address?

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00:14:50,404 --> 00:14:54,997
Yes. Care of
Purbright and Company,
Mackidockie Street.

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(gasping)

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00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:44,720
It'll soon be there,
signora.

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Presto.

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Ah, an excellent cast.

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A truly beautiful
reproduction,

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right down to the tiniest
baby toenail.

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00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,256
(chuckles)

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00:16:02,256 --> 00:16:03,633
Bernard.

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And now we will
pour in the wax, huh?

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00:16:06,806 --> 00:16:09,854
And very soon,
we'll have two pairs
of foot,

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those that touch
to your legs

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and a duplicate pair
for me,

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for me to make
a pair of shoes

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that will be like
puffs of air upon your feet.

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00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:27,598
Now, signora,
is there anything else
I can do for you, huh?

255
00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:30,770
A pair of slippers
for the boudoir?

256
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:32,566
Wellington boots

257
00:16:32,566 --> 00:16:35,197
in the kinkiest
black leather?

258
00:16:35,197 --> 00:16:38,494
I've come
to collect these.

259
00:16:38,494 --> 00:16:39,914
A repair?

260
00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:41,834
Mm-hmm.
They're for Mr. Peever.

261
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,421
You know Mr. Peever,
don't you,

262
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,967
right down
to his tiniest toenail?

263
00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:47,804
It... It saddens me
to admit,

264
00:16:47,804 --> 00:16:50,727
but these shoes were
not specially fitted.

265
00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:53,816
Even a craftsman must
corrupt his standard
on occasion.

266
00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:57,908
Oh, no, these were part
of a job lot that
we had delivered,

267
00:16:57,908 --> 00:16:59,620
all different sizes.

268
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,832
Who was the job lot for?

269
00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:04,755
A team of dancers,

270
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:06,592
you know,
ballroom dancers.

271
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:10,600
Men with tails
and women with tulle frocks
and... and sequins,

272
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,566
and all of them thrashing
their poor arches
to destruction.

273
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,279
This, uh,
team of dancers,

274
00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:17,990
where do they
come from?

275
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:22,958
The Terpsichorean
Training Techniques.

276
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,378
Scusi.

277
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,173
Bernard.

278
00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:28,094
(ballroom music playing)

279
00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:03,956
Slow, slow, quick,
quick and back.

280
00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:05,668
Lead, turn and back.

281
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,004
And swing
those feet.

282
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,299
And watch
that balance.

283
00:18:08,299 --> 00:18:11,054
And up, up,
up on our toes,
and round...

284
00:18:11,054 --> 00:18:12,474
- (chairs clatter)
- Oh.

285
00:18:12,474 --> 00:18:15,230
Well, just sit down there
for a moment, would you?

286
00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:17,109
I'm Lucille Banks,
the principal here.

287
00:18:17,109 --> 00:18:18,277
Can I help you?

288
00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:19,321
Peel, Mrs. Emma Peel.

289
00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:21,074
Oh, yes,
and you wish to train

290
00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:22,411
to trip
the Terpsichorean
light fantastic.

291
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:23,621
Well, Mrs. Peel, I can...

292
00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:24,998
Actually,
I'm looking for a job.

293
00:18:24,998 --> 00:18:26,502
Oh.

294
00:18:26,502 --> 00:18:28,339
Yes. I saw
you were advertising
for an instructress,

295
00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:30,176
and I thought if the post
was still vacant...

296
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,220
Hmm. Well,
you're rather tall.

297
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,806
That could be
a disadvantage.

298
00:18:32,806 --> 00:18:35,478
Well, we'll just
put you to the test,
shall we?

299
00:18:35,478 --> 00:18:36,814
Oh, Ivor,
just in time.

300
00:18:36,814 --> 00:18:38,901
Now, this
is Mrs. Peel.
Ivor Bracewell.

301
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:40,363
He's our senior
male tutor.

302
00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:42,868
Would you just
take Mrs. Peel
around the floor?

303
00:18:42,868 --> 00:18:43,744
Delighted.

304
00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:59,818
Yes, you move
quite well.

305
00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:01,906
Have you had
much experience?

306
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,868
Of a very limited kind.

307
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:05,955
My father,
he entertained
a good deal,

308
00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:08,586
a preponderance
of heavy elderly
gentlemen.

309
00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,840
It was important
I made them feel

310
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,427
as though
they could dance.

311
00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:19,775
Yes. Yes, well, um,

312
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:20,818
that'll do.
Thank you.

313
00:19:22,906 --> 00:19:24,618
Yes, well, I'll
give you a chance

314
00:19:24,618 --> 00:19:26,580
to show what you
can do, Mrs. Peel.

315
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,832
We'll give you
a week's trial.

316
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,085
Nicki.

317
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,296
Oh, Nicki,
would you show.

318
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,549
Mrs. Peel around
the establishment?

319
00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:33,177
Yes, certainly.

320
00:19:33,177 --> 00:19:36,225
We'll see
how you shape up by
the end of the week.

321
00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:38,437
I'd say she shapes up
pretty well.

322
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:43,322
We're expected
to take six pupils each

323
00:19:43,322 --> 00:19:44,700
per day
at hourly sessions.

324
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,370
It isn't hard work,
so long as you have

325
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:48,039
an unlimited amount
of energy,

326
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,876
the constitution
of an ox

327
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:51,297
and cast-iron feet.

328
00:19:51,297 --> 00:19:52,799
As bad as that?

329
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:54,636
Oh, good afternoon,
Mr. Read.

330
00:19:54,636 --> 00:19:55,930
Afternoon.

331
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:58,603
This is Mrs. Peel.
She's just joined us.

332
00:19:58,603 --> 00:19:59,980
How do you do?

333
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,190
How do you do?

334
00:20:03,028 --> 00:20:05,575
Chester Read,
our pet bandleader.

335
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:07,077
Drinks too much.

336
00:20:07,077 --> 00:20:08,456
Hmm.

337
00:20:08,456 --> 00:20:10,335
Dance night's
our busiest time.

338
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:14,468
Every one or two weeks,
we have a dance for all
our budding pupils.

339
00:20:14,468 --> 00:20:16,555
We finally limp home
at about midnight.

340
00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:20,145
Lucille sees to it that
we don't rest for a moment.

341
00:20:20,145 --> 00:20:21,982
- Lucille?
- Miss Banks,

342
00:20:21,982 --> 00:20:23,694
- Lucille Banks.
- Ah.

343
00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:24,905
- (door opens)
- Oh.

344
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,871
Our prize toe crusher.

345
00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:31,418
Well, I suppose you
have to start somewhere.

346
00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:33,004
It might as well be him.

347
00:20:33,004 --> 00:20:34,549
Well, well, well.
Good afternoon.

348
00:20:34,549 --> 00:20:35,677
Good afternoon.

349
00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:37,263
My, we are looking
debonair today.

350
00:20:37,263 --> 00:20:38,641
(chuckles)

351
00:20:38,641 --> 00:20:41,355
And just in time to meet
our latest instructress,

352
00:20:41,355 --> 00:20:43,609
an unrivaled expert
in Latin American.

353
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,030
May I present Emma Peel?

354
00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:47,367
How do you do?

355
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:48,869
Mr. Arthur Peever.

356
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,466
Peel: Thinning hair,
timid, mousy.

357
00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:58,431
Bears a superficial
resemblance to the man
found in the pram.

358
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,685
Seems we have
two Arthur Peevers,
one dead...

359
00:21:00,685 --> 00:21:02,981
And one learning
to swing a dainty foot.

360
00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:05,110
Trouble is, which was
the real Arthur Peever?

361
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,405
What do you think, Captain?

362
00:21:06,405 --> 00:21:07,615
- (muttering)
- Oh, you must forgive him.

363
00:21:07,615 --> 00:21:08,868
A slight tightness
of the throat.

364
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,120
Yes, this'll help.

365
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,540
I'll let
the bank manager
have it.

366
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,751
Good idea,
don't you think,
Captain?

367
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:14,003
- (muttering)
- Glad you agree.

368
00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:15,715
Now you, Mrs. Peel,
back to your pupils,

369
00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:17,176
and be quick-quick
slow about it.

370
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,681
I intend to.
This was made
for Arthur Peever,

371
00:21:19,681 --> 00:21:21,393
and if the shoe fits...

372
00:21:21,393 --> 00:21:22,395
Good day, Captain.

373
00:21:22,395 --> 00:21:23,397
(grunts)

374
00:21:23,397 --> 00:21:25,150
(muttering)

375
00:21:28,239 --> 00:21:30,118
(ballroom music playing)

376
00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:58,091
P, P, Peever.

377
00:22:05,648 --> 00:22:07,777
A little out of your
territory, aren't you?

378
00:22:07,777 --> 00:22:10,115
I took the wrong door,
I'm afraid.

379
00:22:10,115 --> 00:22:11,994
(chuckles)
Little girl lost?

380
00:22:11,994 --> 00:22:13,664
Big girl lost.

381
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,837
Oh, don't worry.

382
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,841
I'm just going to lead you
back to where you belong.

383
00:22:18,841 --> 00:22:21,262
I can find my own way,
thank you.

384
00:22:21,262 --> 00:22:23,851
It pays
to be nice to me.

385
00:22:23,851 --> 00:22:26,440
I'll remember that.

386
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,529
(gasps) Mr. Bracewell,
I am so sorry.

387
00:22:30,865 --> 00:22:32,619
Ivor.

388
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:35,332
Mrs. Peel, you have
a pupil awaiting tuition.

389
00:22:35,332 --> 00:22:36,334
Yes, Miss Banks, I...

390
00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:37,503
Please attend to it.

391
00:22:37,503 --> 00:22:38,547
Yes, Miss Banks.

392
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:41,720
What are you doing
in here?

393
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,641
I found her looking
in the lockers.

394
00:22:43,641 --> 00:22:44,643
Which one?

395
00:22:44,643 --> 00:22:45,561
That one.

396
00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:52,742
Forward, back,
step, step, step.

397
00:22:52,742 --> 00:22:54,537
Back, forward,
step, step, step.

398
00:22:54,537 --> 00:22:56,165
Forward, back,
step, step, step.

399
00:22:56,165 --> 00:22:57,835
Back, forward,
step, step, step.

400
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,215
My, you're making
enormous improvement,
Mr. Wattakins.

401
00:23:00,215 --> 00:23:01,843
So light on your feet.

402
00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:02,971
Thank you.

403
00:23:02,971 --> 00:23:04,724
He's murdering mine.

404
00:23:04,724 --> 00:23:07,104
I think I need
a bone graft.

405
00:23:09,108 --> 00:23:10,945
Forward, back,
step, step, step.

406
00:23:10,945 --> 00:23:12,699
Back, forward,
step, step, step.

407
00:23:12,699 --> 00:23:14,577
Forward, back,
step, step, step.

408
00:23:14,577 --> 00:23:16,205
Back, forward,
step, step, step.

409
00:23:16,205 --> 00:23:17,792
Forward, back,
step, step, step.

410
00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:19,003
Back, forward,
step, step, step.

411
00:23:19,003 --> 00:23:20,255
Right, gentlemen.
That's the end

412
00:23:20,255 --> 00:23:21,800
of another
delightful session.

413
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,094
Now run along,

414
00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:25,516
and we'll see you
both again tomorrow.

415
00:23:25,516 --> 00:23:28,062
Now, girls,
are we ready for
our next session?

416
00:23:28,062 --> 00:23:30,191
- So soon?
- (laughs)

417
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:32,780
Do I detect a tiny
note of discontent
in the camp?

418
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,033
Certainly not.

419
00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:35,243
She's only
teasing you,
gentlemen.

420
00:23:35,243 --> 00:23:36,621
You're
her favorite pupils.

421
00:23:36,621 --> 00:23:38,834
Now, Mrs. Peel,
you will partner
Mr. Marsh

422
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,047
the fox-trot,
the rumba, and
the Black Bottom.

423
00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:42,633
Watch out
for flying glass.

424
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,190
Mr. Peever, you...
Oh, no, no, no, no.

425
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:52,737
Naughty Mr. Peever! Now,
I've warned you before.

426
00:23:52,737 --> 00:23:54,364
Nails protruding!

427
00:23:54,364 --> 00:23:57,287
You'll absolutely ruin
our beautifully sprung
floor.

428
00:23:57,287 --> 00:23:58,707
Oh? Oh, I'm sorry.

429
00:23:58,707 --> 00:24:00,961
Yes, well, come along.
We'll see if we can

430
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:02,882
find you another pair,
shall we?

431
00:24:04,218 --> 00:24:06,430
Well, get on with
the lesson, Mrs. Peel.

432
00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:07,850
One, two...

433
00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:09,729
Cha-cha-cha.

434
00:24:09,729 --> 00:24:10,898
Cha-cha-cha.

435
00:24:10,898 --> 00:24:12,610
1, 2,
cha-cha-cha,

436
00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:14,531
1, 2,
cha-cha-cha,

437
00:24:14,531 --> 00:24:16,200
1, 2,
cha-cha-cha.

438
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,162
1, 2,
cha-cha-cha.

439
00:24:18,162 --> 00:24:19,289
1, 2, cha...

440
00:24:19,289 --> 00:24:20,876
- (speaking Russian)
- In English.

441
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,131
I've told you only
speak English here.

442
00:24:23,131 --> 00:24:24,759
What was all that about?

443
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:26,220
Nothing that need
concern you.

444
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:28,057
Now, you're just
Arthur Peever,

445
00:24:28,057 --> 00:24:30,688
that quiet little
English gentleman,
remember?

446
00:24:30,688 --> 00:24:33,192
Yes.
Now get into these.

447
00:24:33,192 --> 00:24:34,571
Get back in there.

448
00:24:44,256 --> 00:24:45,926
Get hold
of the Commander.

449
00:24:45,926 --> 00:24:47,220
It's urgent,
very urgent.

450
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,682
- What's the matter?
- The tattooist.

451
00:24:48,682 --> 00:24:49,893
We've forgotten
about him.

452
00:24:54,777 --> 00:24:56,405
Yes, that's him.

453
00:24:56,405 --> 00:24:57,490
You're sure?

454
00:24:57,490 --> 00:24:58,492
Very sure.

455
00:24:58,492 --> 00:25:00,038
Very, very sure?

456
00:25:00,038 --> 00:25:02,877
Positive.
That is Arthur Peever.

457
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:03,921
I see.

458
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:05,925
Yes, I never forget
a face,

459
00:25:05,925 --> 00:25:08,639
and despite
the fact that I only
met him once,

460
00:25:08,639 --> 00:25:10,517
my memory has
never yet failed me.

461
00:25:10,517 --> 00:25:12,020
You only met him once?

462
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,984
Yes, the day he came in
to close his account.

463
00:25:17,698 --> 00:25:19,619
So he may still be
an imposter.

464
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:23,042
After all, the bank may
have been dealing with
the real Arthur Peever,

465
00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,963
but the fake one
closed the account.

466
00:25:24,963 --> 00:25:26,340
(muttering)

467
00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:28,887
Yes or no would be
more practical, Captain.

468
00:25:28,887 --> 00:25:30,139
Did you phone Mrs. Peel?

469
00:25:30,139 --> 00:25:32,185
Did you get the address
of that tattooist?

470
00:25:32,185 --> 00:25:34,439
Good. I'll see what he
makes of the photograph.

471
00:25:35,609 --> 00:25:36,820
Oh, by the way, Captain,

472
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:39,116
it may be a trade secret,
but when you

473
00:25:39,116 --> 00:25:40,828
phoned Mrs. Peel,
how did you, uh...

474
00:25:40,828 --> 00:25:43,499
(whistling
in Morse code)

475
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,923
Heh.

476
00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:50,013
(humming a tune)

477
00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:55,523
(needle buzzing)

478
00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:59,699
- (knock knock)
- Come in.

479
00:25:59,699 --> 00:26:00,784
Come on in.

480
00:26:02,370 --> 00:26:04,374
You mind holding on
a minute?

481
00:26:04,374 --> 00:26:06,378
Little fad of mine
is this.

482
00:26:06,378 --> 00:26:07,840
Garlic sausage.

483
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,846
Helps keep me handy
when business is slack.

484
00:26:10,846 --> 00:26:13,267
A very delicate touch
is needed.

485
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:15,146
(blows)

486
00:26:15,146 --> 00:26:19,697
One false move,
and the skin is torn.

487
00:26:19,697 --> 00:26:22,035
Oh. Oh, that's nice.

488
00:26:22,035 --> 00:26:23,663
Though it's not mine,
of course.

489
00:26:23,663 --> 00:26:25,124
I can always appreciate
another man's...

490
00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:26,085
(silenced gunshot)

491
00:26:51,468 --> 00:26:53,389
(needle buzzing)

492
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,588
May I offer you
some refreshment,
Mr. Peever?

493
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,841
You're most kind.

494
00:27:52,841 --> 00:27:54,804
Nonsense.
It's all part of my job.

495
00:27:54,804 --> 00:27:57,475
Besides, I want a chance
to get to know you better.

496
00:27:57,475 --> 00:27:59,312
- Have a bicky.
- Uh-uh.

497
00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:02,193
Well, if we're to be
seeing a lot of each other
in the future...

498
00:28:02,193 --> 00:28:04,656
I regret that
will not be
the case, Mrs. Peel.

499
00:28:04,656 --> 00:28:06,451
I shall soon
be passing out.

500
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:08,414
I beg your pardon?

501
00:28:08,414 --> 00:28:11,336
I'm within a fishtail
of receiving my diploma
in ballroom dancing,

502
00:28:11,336 --> 00:28:13,048
and when I have that,
I shall have

503
00:28:13,048 --> 00:28:15,762
no further need
to attend classes.

504
00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:18,475
I shall pass on,
Mrs. Peel,

505
00:28:18,475 --> 00:28:21,315
and we will
not meet again.

506
00:28:21,315 --> 00:28:23,360
- Excuse me.
- Mm.

507
00:28:27,786 --> 00:28:29,456
Put them
above your head.

508
00:28:29,456 --> 00:28:31,460
- Hmm?
- Oh, these poor
abused feet.

509
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,589
If you put them
up in the air,

510
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,009
it soothes them
to such an extent

511
00:28:35,009 --> 00:28:36,637
that the agony is
only excruciating.

512
00:28:36,637 --> 00:28:38,767
Nicki, Mr. Peever's
just been telling me

513
00:28:38,767 --> 00:28:40,478
he's about to get
his diploma.

514
00:28:40,478 --> 00:28:42,607
- Yes, that's right.
- Well, I've danced
with him.

515
00:28:42,607 --> 00:28:44,152
If dancing's
the right word.

516
00:28:44,152 --> 00:28:45,989
- I know. He's terrible.
- Then why a diploma?

517
00:28:45,989 --> 00:28:47,575
Good for business,
I suppose.

518
00:28:47,575 --> 00:28:50,331
Take their money,
a few lessons,
hand them a diploma,

519
00:28:50,331 --> 00:28:51,918
and another
satisfied customer.

520
00:28:51,918 --> 00:28:54,547
Funny, though,
how Lucille hands out
those diplomas.

521
00:28:54,547 --> 00:28:55,633
Mmm.

522
00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,095
Isn't everybody
who gets one,

523
00:28:57,095 --> 00:28:59,182
just the selected few.

524
00:28:59,182 --> 00:29:01,478
Diploma in hand, and...
Puhh! He disappears.

525
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,565
- Disappears?
- Well, as far
as we're concerned.

526
00:29:03,565 --> 00:29:05,528
I've never known one
to come back.

527
00:29:05,528 --> 00:29:08,993
Well, now, here we have
our most exclusive
dance studio.

528
00:29:08,993 --> 00:29:10,872
It's the most
beautifully sprung floor.

529
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:14,003
- (chuckles)
- Heh.

530
00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:16,550
And we have instructresses
in attendance at all times,

531
00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:20,307
so you can just see
how well equipped
we are, Mr. Steed.

532
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,399
Steed:
Very well equipped.

533
00:29:24,399 --> 00:29:27,447
Yes, well, shall we just
take some particulars, then?

534
00:29:27,447 --> 00:29:28,449
After you.

535
00:29:28,449 --> 00:29:29,910
Oh, thank you.

536
00:29:35,463 --> 00:29:38,469
Jonathan Steed.

537
00:29:38,469 --> 00:29:40,765
Well, that's a fine
old English name.

538
00:29:40,765 --> 00:29:43,103
Thank you.
Came over with the Vikings.

539
00:29:43,103 --> 00:29:46,651
They were between raids
and discovering America
at the time.

540
00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,363
Then you're British
by birth?

541
00:29:48,363 --> 00:29:50,117
Birth, nature
and inclination.

542
00:29:50,117 --> 00:29:52,121
I just love
the old country.

543
00:29:52,121 --> 00:29:54,042
Of course, I haven't seen
much of it lately.

544
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,377
I've been abroad,
you know.

545
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,340
Just recently returned?

546
00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:58,717
A week ago.

547
00:29:58,717 --> 00:30:00,346
To see your family?

548
00:30:00,346 --> 00:30:02,391
I have no family.

549
00:30:02,391 --> 00:30:05,064
Oh. Still, you must have
many friends here.

550
00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,733
I'm afraid I've lost touch.

551
00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:09,072
And you wish
to learn to dance?

552
00:30:09,072 --> 00:30:11,117
Brush up
more than anything.

553
00:30:11,117 --> 00:30:13,372
If you'll forgive me,
Mr. Steed,

554
00:30:13,372 --> 00:30:15,668
isn't your motive
deeper than that?

555
00:30:16,963 --> 00:30:20,344
You come here
hoping to make friends.

556
00:30:20,344 --> 00:30:22,139
Are you a lonely man?

557
00:30:22,139 --> 00:30:24,018
I have no friends.

558
00:30:24,018 --> 00:30:26,147
Well, I hope
you'll be very happy

559
00:30:26,147 --> 00:30:28,694
joining our little group,
Mr. Steed.

560
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:32,410
Now, you may have your
first lesson whenever
it's convenient to you.

561
00:30:32,410 --> 00:30:34,581
Why not right now?

562
00:30:34,581 --> 00:30:36,042
Very well.

563
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:38,046
I'll just make
the necessary
arrangements.

564
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:39,299
If you'll excuse me.

565
00:30:49,027 --> 00:30:52,199
♪ Dee, dee dee, dee ♪

566
00:30:52,199 --> 00:30:55,789
♪ Dee, dee, dee dee, dee ♪

567
00:30:55,789 --> 00:30:57,543
♪ Dee dee, dee ♪

568
00:31:01,635 --> 00:31:02,511
(door opens)

569
00:31:03,639 --> 00:31:05,184
What are you doing here?

570
00:31:05,184 --> 00:31:07,605
Looking for a killer
with a rose tattoo.

571
00:31:07,605 --> 00:31:08,607
What?

572
00:31:08,607 --> 00:31:10,361
Read it,
and then destroy it.

573
00:31:10,361 --> 00:31:11,863
Oh, Mr. Steed.

574
00:31:11,863 --> 00:31:13,952
- Destroy?
- Eat it.

575
00:31:13,952 --> 00:31:14,954
Yes, dear lady?

576
00:31:14,954 --> 00:31:16,289
I've decided
to undertake

577
00:31:16,289 --> 00:31:17,667
your tuition myself
personally.

578
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,835
An honor.

579
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,756
(ballroom music playing)

580
00:31:23,303 --> 00:31:27,144
Slow, slow,
quick-quick, slow.

581
00:31:27,144 --> 00:31:29,857
I'm surprised you're still
a bachelor, Mr. Steed.

582
00:31:29,857 --> 00:31:31,653
You are still a bachelor?

583
00:31:31,653 --> 00:31:32,906
I had a girlfriend once,

584
00:31:32,906 --> 00:31:35,828
but, alas,
she is no more.

585
00:31:35,828 --> 00:31:39,002
Oh, how tragic.

586
00:31:39,002 --> 00:31:40,838
Eaten by a crocodile.

587
00:31:40,838 --> 00:31:43,051
One of those
Amazonian treks.

588
00:31:49,814 --> 00:31:51,317
Lunch.

589
00:31:51,317 --> 00:31:52,486
Oh.

590
00:32:02,924 --> 00:32:05,345
Psst. Psst.

591
00:32:05,345 --> 00:32:06,681
Is the coast clear?

592
00:32:06,681 --> 00:32:07,767
Yes.

593
00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:08,978
Where's Nicki?

594
00:32:08,978 --> 00:32:10,647
I don't know.
I'll go find her.

595
00:32:10,647 --> 00:32:13,278
No. Just see
that she gets this.

596
00:32:13,278 --> 00:32:16,117
Seen you before somewhere,
haven't I?

597
00:32:16,117 --> 00:32:17,996
I don't think so.

598
00:32:17,996 --> 00:32:20,084
Sure I've seen you
before.

599
00:32:21,711 --> 00:32:23,799
Only to Nicki.
No one else, see?

600
00:32:23,799 --> 00:32:24,675
Mm-hmm.

601
00:32:27,932 --> 00:32:29,477
Very familiar.

602
00:32:39,539 --> 00:32:41,292
Not in here.

603
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,380
You mustn't
open that in here.

604
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:46,094
If Lucille saw
what we were doing,

605
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,056
we'd both get the sack.

606
00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:54,110
I suppose
Bernard told you about
our little arrangement.

607
00:32:54,110 --> 00:32:55,320
No.

608
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,700
Well, I suppose
you'll have to know.

609
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,245
I'll let you in
for 1/3.

610
00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:00,873
1/3 of what?
What little arrangement?

611
00:33:00,873 --> 00:33:03,003
Well, Bernard
works for Piedi,
the shoemaker,

612
00:33:03,003 --> 00:33:04,380
and Piedi
supplies our pupils

613
00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,924
their first pair
of dancing pumps.

614
00:33:05,924 --> 00:33:07,136
Well?

615
00:33:07,136 --> 00:33:08,722
But only
their first pair,
you see.

616
00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:10,767
After that,
Bernard sells them
on the side,

617
00:33:10,767 --> 00:33:13,190
cuts out Piedi,
cuts out the middleman.

618
00:33:13,190 --> 00:33:14,358
Bernard makes
his profit.

619
00:33:14,358 --> 00:33:15,986
There's something
in it for me.

620
00:33:15,986 --> 00:33:17,281
Everybody's happy.
Nobody suffers.

621
00:33:17,281 --> 00:33:19,118
But isn't it
rather dangerous for you,

622
00:33:19,118 --> 00:33:20,621
I mean, approaching
the pupils right here?

623
00:33:20,621 --> 00:33:21,706
Oh, Bernard
sees to that.

624
00:33:21,706 --> 00:33:23,043
He waits for them
after school

625
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,086
and buttonholes
them then.

626
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,589
I see.
So Bernard gets to meet

627
00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:27,676
all the pupils
at one time or another.

628
00:33:27,676 --> 00:33:29,013
- Yes.
- Including Mr. Peever?

629
00:33:29,013 --> 00:33:30,557
Of course.

630
00:33:30,557 --> 00:33:32,478
I think we better
get inside.

631
00:33:52,851 --> 00:33:54,897
Ah, there you are.

632
00:33:54,897 --> 00:33:57,945
I just heard
the funniest
thing, Lucille,

633
00:33:57,945 --> 00:34:00,032
the funniest thing.

634
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:08,883
So that's the time,
is it?

635
00:34:08,883 --> 00:34:10,887
Mine must have
gained a bit.

636
00:34:10,887 --> 00:34:12,099
Tsk tsk tsk tsk.

637
00:34:15,814 --> 00:34:17,276
Steed.

638
00:34:17,276 --> 00:34:19,989
He's an imposter,
man who calls himself Peever.

639
00:34:19,989 --> 00:34:22,828
No tattoo lovingly
inscribed to Lucille.

640
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:25,876
Trouble is, the tattooist,
our chief witness, is dead.

641
00:34:25,876 --> 00:34:27,463
Well,
there may be another,

642
00:34:27,463 --> 00:34:29,383
a man at the shoe shop
named Bernard.

643
00:34:29,383 --> 00:34:30,802
He might be
able to help.

644
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,598
- Right, now!
- I'm going to see him.

645
00:34:32,598 --> 00:34:35,479
Oh, Miss Banks, uh,
the heel of my shoe
has come loose.

646
00:34:35,479 --> 00:34:37,065
It's liable to break
at any moment.

647
00:34:37,065 --> 00:34:38,360
- Could I go out...
- Yes, yes.

648
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,280
Well, go and get it
attended to, would you?

649
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,075
- Oh, and hurry back.
- Yes, Miss Banks.

650
00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:16,436
Aah!

651
00:35:18,606 --> 00:35:20,527
(ballroom music playing)

652
00:35:35,348 --> 00:35:37,269
Come now, Mr. Steed.

653
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:41,026
There must be someone
in this big city
that you know.

654
00:35:41,026 --> 00:35:43,323
I've been away
for a long time.

655
00:35:43,323 --> 00:35:45,327
All my friends
have gone away.

656
00:35:45,327 --> 00:35:47,247
1, 2, 3.

657
00:35:47,247 --> 00:35:49,710
And I have
no family at all.

658
00:35:49,710 --> 00:35:52,048
Oh, you poor, poor man.

659
00:35:52,048 --> 00:35:57,226
You mean, if you
disappeared tomorrow,
no one would know or care?

660
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,114
Goodbye, Mr. Steed.

661
00:36:46,114 --> 00:36:47,492
You'll be on time
for your next lesson,

662
00:36:47,492 --> 00:36:48,661
won't you?

663
00:36:48,661 --> 00:36:50,248
Couldn't keep me
away, madam.

664
00:36:56,844 --> 00:36:58,264
Easy. Nothing to it.

665
00:36:58,264 --> 00:36:59,892
Good. The Commander
will be pleased.

666
00:36:59,892 --> 00:37:01,102
I'll tell him.

667
00:37:01,102 --> 00:37:03,441
You can also tell him
about John Steed.

668
00:37:03,441 --> 00:37:05,362
- Who's he?
- He's our next victim.

669
00:37:11,457 --> 00:37:13,795
So Bernard
got himself plastered.

670
00:37:13,795 --> 00:37:15,465
- (muttering)
- I do so agree.

671
00:37:15,465 --> 00:37:17,134
So we've lost
our last witness.

672
00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:18,805
- And now we go...
- Back to square one.

673
00:37:18,805 --> 00:37:20,057
To the heart
of the matter.

674
00:37:20,057 --> 00:37:21,644
Peever is
an imposter.

675
00:37:21,644 --> 00:37:24,274
The dancing school
is conniving at
the deception, so...

676
00:37:24,274 --> 00:37:25,944
Carry on dancing.

677
00:37:38,886 --> 00:37:41,267
Oh, well. The same
mixture as before.

678
00:37:41,267 --> 00:37:43,396
Gala dance,
happens once a fortnight.

679
00:37:43,396 --> 00:37:44,857
Dance to Chester Read.

680
00:37:44,857 --> 00:37:46,234
Couple of currant buns,

681
00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:47,863
half a glass
of lemonade,

682
00:37:47,863 --> 00:37:51,202
and they all
go into an ecstasy
of rhythm. Ho-hum.

683
00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:53,248
Is this when
the advanced
students

684
00:37:53,248 --> 00:37:54,418
receive
their diplomas?

685
00:37:54,418 --> 00:37:56,672
Yes. Only one this time,
Mr. Peever.

686
00:37:56,672 --> 00:37:59,970
Nicki, have you
noticed any changes

687
00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:01,974
in Mr. Peever
since he came?

688
00:38:01,974 --> 00:38:03,770
Hardly,
but then I wouldn't.

689
00:38:03,770 --> 00:38:05,774
He's more Lucille's client
than mine.

690
00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:07,694
I remember
when he first enrolled.

691
00:38:07,694 --> 00:38:09,448
She really kept him
to herself.

692
00:38:09,448 --> 00:38:10,992
Does she do that often?

693
00:38:10,992 --> 00:38:12,621
Mm, once in a while,

694
00:38:12,621 --> 00:38:17,004
but nearly always
the mousy, anonymous ones.

695
00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:18,382
Keeps them under wraps.

696
00:38:18,382 --> 00:38:19,593
Sometimes
three or four weeks

697
00:38:19,593 --> 00:38:20,887
before I'm even
allowed to see them.

698
00:38:20,887 --> 00:38:22,390
See you.

699
00:38:22,390 --> 00:38:24,018
Bye.

700
00:38:24,018 --> 00:38:25,939
(ballroom music plays)

701
00:38:53,911 --> 00:38:57,419
Lucille:
Now remember, it's got
to be absolutely smooth.

702
00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,464
You must glide into it.

703
00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:00,842
No hesitation, mind.

704
00:39:00,842 --> 00:39:01,969
Are you ready?

705
00:39:01,969 --> 00:39:03,973
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

706
00:39:03,973 --> 00:39:06,269
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

707
00:39:06,269 --> 00:39:08,189
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

708
00:39:08,189 --> 00:39:09,943
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

709
00:39:09,943 --> 00:39:12,197
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

710
00:39:12,197 --> 00:39:14,243
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

711
00:39:14,243 --> 00:39:15,371
1, 2, 3.

712
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:24,347
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

713
00:39:24,347 --> 00:39:26,267
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

714
00:39:26,267 --> 00:39:28,313
1, 2, 3. 1... like that.

715
00:39:28,313 --> 00:39:30,944
And 1, 2, 3, twirl.

716
00:39:30,944 --> 00:39:32,864
Oh, yes,
that's much better.

717
00:39:32,864 --> 00:39:33,991
That's splendid.

718
00:39:33,991 --> 00:39:35,453
You'll be
absolutely perfect

719
00:39:35,453 --> 00:39:36,747
for the takeover
tonight.

720
00:39:36,747 --> 00:39:38,208
Now, 1, 2, 3.

721
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,251
- 1, 2, 3.
- (door opens)

722
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:41,297
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

723
00:39:41,297 --> 00:39:43,093
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

724
00:39:43,093 --> 00:39:45,682
I was looking
for another door.

725
00:39:45,682 --> 00:39:47,017
The door was locked.

726
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:47,978
Hmm?

727
00:39:47,978 --> 00:39:49,271
- Locked...
- Hmm?

728
00:39:49,271 --> 00:39:50,148
The door.

729
00:39:52,278 --> 00:39:55,702
Oh. Oh, uh,
Lucille's rehears...

730
00:39:55,702 --> 00:39:58,039
Um, Lucille
is rehearsing.

731
00:39:58,039 --> 00:39:59,375
Rehearsing?

732
00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:01,714
Rehearsing for...

733
00:40:01,714 --> 00:40:03,008
- For...
- the...

734
00:40:03,008 --> 00:40:04,886
- the...
- gala night.

735
00:40:04,886 --> 00:40:06,139
Gala night.

736
00:40:08,686 --> 00:40:10,565
(band playing ballroom music)

737
00:40:56,322 --> 00:40:58,368
Good evening, Mr. Peever.

738
00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:01,040
Oh, I'm so glad
you could make it.

739
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,336
I wouldn't miss one
of your little soirees

740
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,006
for the world,
Miss Banks.

741
00:41:05,006 --> 00:41:06,718
- (chuckles)
- (chuckles)

742
00:41:06,718 --> 00:41:09,140
Oh, hello.
Oh, I'm glad you
could make it.

743
00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:11,352
- Hello.
Nice seeing you again.
- Hello. Thank you.

744
00:41:11,352 --> 00:41:12,229
Thank you.

745
00:41:13,858 --> 00:41:17,532
Mr. Steed.
Oh, how resplendent
you look.

746
00:41:17,532 --> 00:41:19,578
Thank you, Miss Banks.

747
00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:23,084
This is your
very first visit to one
of our little events.

748
00:41:23,084 --> 00:41:25,130
I do so hope
you'll enjoy it.

749
00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:27,050
- I'm sure I shall.
- Heh.

750
00:41:27,050 --> 00:41:28,929
Would you excuse me?

751
00:41:33,313 --> 00:41:34,524
Black coffee.

752
00:41:34,524 --> 00:41:35,776
Excuse me.

753
00:41:43,499 --> 00:41:45,503
It's bigger
than we think, Steed.

754
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,051
Some kind
of swap system,
a takeover,

755
00:41:48,051 --> 00:41:49,679
another man's
personality.

756
00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:51,474
I saw a whole
dress rehearsal.

757
00:41:51,474 --> 00:41:53,394
Lucille was dancing
round the ballroom.

758
00:41:53,394 --> 00:41:54,856
Quick swirl
out of sight.

759
00:41:54,856 --> 00:41:55,983
Whht. Change of partner.

760
00:41:55,983 --> 00:41:57,820
Perfect.

761
00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:00,701
After an extraordinary
one-way conversation
with Captain Noble...

762
00:42:00,701 --> 00:42:02,287
(mutters, whistles)

763
00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:04,083
I found out
the real purpose
of this school.

764
00:42:04,083 --> 00:42:06,755
It's for infiltrating
foreign agents
into the country.

765
00:42:06,755 --> 00:42:08,968
First select a lonely,
anonymous bachelor...

766
00:42:08,968 --> 00:42:10,554
Whom no one will miss.

767
00:42:10,554 --> 00:42:12,809
Get rid of him.
Replace him with
a highly paid agent.

768
00:42:12,809 --> 00:42:14,103
Off with the old.
On with the new.

769
00:42:14,103 --> 00:42:15,397
Marvelous method.

770
00:42:15,397 --> 00:42:16,984
I don't want to do
anything right away.

771
00:42:16,984 --> 00:42:18,988
Want to catch them
red-handed.

772
00:42:18,988 --> 00:42:21,534
You'll get your chance
soon. They're planning
another swap tonight.

773
00:42:21,534 --> 00:42:23,747
- Any idea who?
- I don't know
who yet, but...

774
00:42:23,747 --> 00:42:25,458
Watch it.

775
00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:27,129
No, no, my dear lady.

776
00:42:27,129 --> 00:42:29,926
Not even if you went down
on your bended knees
and begged.

777
00:42:29,926 --> 00:42:32,014
I'm not free, I'm afraid,
until the 12th dance.

778
00:42:32,014 --> 00:42:35,020
I may be able to fit you in
between the Sir Roger DeCoverly
and the Lancers.

779
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,107
Oh, Mr. Steed, we're just
going into the ballroom now

780
00:42:37,107 --> 00:42:38,192
if you're ready.

781
00:42:38,192 --> 00:42:40,447
Any time you say,
Miss Banks.

782
00:42:40,447 --> 00:42:42,200
Excuse me.

783
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,163
- (claps hands)
- Ladies and gentlemen.

784
00:42:55,268 --> 00:42:57,522
Ivor: I'll see
if it's clear now.

785
00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:03,451
All right.

786
00:43:05,205 --> 00:43:07,167
You go through
that door there,

787
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:08,921
round to the back
of the studio.

788
00:43:08,921 --> 00:43:11,092
Now, you know
what you have to do.

789
00:43:11,092 --> 00:43:14,014
He'll be wearing
a number 9 like you.

790
00:43:14,014 --> 00:43:15,392
And no slipups.

791
00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:17,647
The Commander
doesn't like slipups.

792
00:43:17,647 --> 00:43:19,191
All right, off you go.

793
00:43:25,663 --> 00:43:27,582
(ballroom music plays)

794
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,527
And now competition time.

795
00:44:02,527 --> 00:44:05,408
Chester Read has kindly
consented to do the judging,

796
00:44:05,408 --> 00:44:07,997
and, as usual,
the contestants will be masked.

797
00:44:07,997 --> 00:44:10,210
Oh, I must just mention
to our new members

798
00:44:10,210 --> 00:44:13,466
that this is to avoid
any possibility of favoritism.

799
00:44:13,466 --> 00:44:15,178
Chester will be judging you

800
00:44:15,178 --> 00:44:17,307
purely on your
dancing ability alone.

801
00:44:17,307 --> 00:44:19,478
(applause)

802
00:44:20,773 --> 00:44:23,110
(ballroom music plays)

803
00:44:29,331 --> 00:44:31,418
I've located
the next victim.

804
00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:32,546
Who?

805
00:44:32,546 --> 00:44:34,550
He'll be wearing
a number 9.

806
00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,262
Mrs. Peel. Mr. Steed.

807
00:44:36,262 --> 00:44:38,558
And this is your card,
number six.

808
00:44:38,558 --> 00:44:39,936
Thank you, Miss Banks.

809
00:44:39,936 --> 00:44:41,731
(chuckles)

810
00:44:41,731 --> 00:44:43,109
Well, that eliminates me.

811
00:44:43,109 --> 00:44:44,528
- Mrs. Peel.
- Hmm?

812
00:44:44,528 --> 00:44:47,534
I understand
you have been chosen
to partner me.

813
00:44:47,534 --> 00:44:48,996
Oh.

814
00:44:48,996 --> 00:44:51,333
Mr. Steed, we are
dancing together.

815
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,755
- Oh.
- Allow me.

816
00:44:55,843 --> 00:44:57,679
Oh, Miss Banks.

817
00:44:57,679 --> 00:44:58,807
(yelps) Miss Banks.

818
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:04,777
There.

819
00:46:03,937 --> 00:46:05,440
Something wrong?

820
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,734
Oh, are you attempting

821
00:46:06,734 --> 00:46:08,696
the reverse
double flip, Mr. Steed?

822
00:46:08,696 --> 00:46:11,702
With you, Miss Banks,
I reach for the rainbow.

823
00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:14,834
(chuckles)
You mad, impetuous man.

824
00:46:14,834 --> 00:46:17,046
Oh. (Laughs)
Miss Banks.

825
00:46:17,046 --> 00:46:18,800
You're number 9.

826
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,388
And you're dancing
with garlic sausage.

827
00:46:53,327 --> 00:46:54,371
Good evening.

828
00:47:45,306 --> 00:47:46,516
How do you do it?

829
00:47:46,516 --> 00:47:47,685
I nerved his soissons.

830
00:47:47,685 --> 00:47:48,687
Shall we dance?

831
00:47:48,687 --> 00:47:49,648
To the door?

832
00:48:17,997 --> 00:48:20,084
- I thought you...
- But I thought you...

833
00:48:20,084 --> 00:48:22,547
It was
that last reverse turn
takeover that did it.

834
00:48:22,547 --> 00:48:23,590
I did this.

835
00:48:23,590 --> 00:48:24,718
When I should
have done this.

836
00:48:31,398 --> 00:48:34,571
Commander! Commander!

837
00:48:54,987 --> 00:48:56,281
Keep 'em coming.

838
00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:02,126
Whoops.

839
00:49:02,126 --> 00:49:03,253
Sorry.

840
00:49:03,253 --> 00:49:05,174
(groans)

841
00:49:11,103 --> 00:49:12,605
Excuse me, Commander!

842
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,846
Tsk tsk tsk tsk.

843
00:49:28,846 --> 00:49:31,309
You'll lose
your deposit.

844
00:49:31,309 --> 00:49:33,313
(groans)

845
00:49:42,748 --> 00:49:43,750
Steed.

846
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,045
Mrs. Peel.

847
00:49:45,045 --> 00:49:47,091
Did you know they just
arrested a bandleader

848
00:49:47,091 --> 00:49:48,844
for being drunk
in charge of a pram

849
00:49:48,844 --> 00:49:50,222
containing a man
in full evening dress

850
00:49:50,222 --> 00:49:51,808
with a plaster cast
on his head,

851
00:49:51,808 --> 00:49:53,061
tattooed on
his right wrist,

852
00:49:53,061 --> 00:49:54,564
clutching
a dance diploma
in one hand

853
00:49:54,564 --> 00:49:56,151
and a garlic sausage
in the other?

854
00:49:56,151 --> 00:49:57,528
Shall we dance?

855
00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:59,407
(ballroom music plays)

856
00:50:14,395 --> 00:50:16,274
(theme music)